What if you could GROW your own boyfriend?
Oh, Zorg. He's real-as in a real human man. And he might just be exactly what I'm looking for. If only he didn't think I'm pathetic for ordering him.
Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? And where the fuck is my money?
WOW - GROW is the greatest story I've ever read, but just wait until you read mine coming next! The guy I wake up to is a real whack job.
I’ve got you!
I’ve been developing on a revolutionary new product called a manuparnter. Basically, it’s a programmed clone kit that will show up at your doorstep ready to be grown into your perfect partner (according to your selections).
And the best thing – when you’re done – just recycle him!
Love, Manufactured -> coming soon.
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